Shoe bombers and Gary McKinnon

Years ago a stupid jihadist tried to blow up 300 of his fellow passengers en route to NY - but
he could not get the match to light on his shoe. His fellow passengers grabbed him and off he
went to jail.
Last week, an idiot just like him in Iraq tried to hit George Bush with his shoes, but both times
he threw them, he missed. Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me...
He was a journalist, and his fellow pressmen grabbed him just like they grabbed the shoe bomber. Both are now in jail.
But whadda ya know, there are idiots who want to make this guy a hero...just like the Gary McKinnon supporters.
Me thinks they do protest too much. And me thinks they will all be in jail a long, long time.
We will help to keep their feet on the ground, but they may live out their lives barefoot.

Wags close mouths as dog brings home bacon

And from Iraq, more good news! Ratchet is coming to the Homeland! Operation Enduring Freedom is one of the greatest successes man has ever seen. The left wing pundits are forced to admit defeat, and the long suffering troops in Iraq are overcome with joy. It's a long way to go to get a dog, Gwen, but you sure did not return empty handed.

More Good News from Iraq

Siri Jordan is an 11-year-old in Burnsville, Minnesota. Her dad Dan is an enlisted man serving with the US Freedom Fighters in Iraq. The other day her grandmother took her to the airport to 'pick up a friend'. Then Siri saw this guy who looked like her dad. It was her dad. Surprise leave with good news from the front line on terror. Stories like these don't get reported in the Guardian, do they?

Good news from Iraq

We all know now that Operation Enduring Freedom has been a success. One Iraqi who may be coming to the US is Ratchet, a puppy who has been saved by Sgt Gwen Beberg. She notes that

the Iraqis are so bad to animals that it would be inhumane to leave him behind. No puppy left behind, that's what we say. 30,000 people have signed a petition to have Ratchet come to the Homeland and enjoy the rest of his life.

So what do the terrorists, anarchits, Democrats, and computer hackers have to say to that?